When I get my license, I will get a beat up old taranta and travel all over the country. It will be easy, because the country is the size of a postage stamp. I will take my camera and take pictures on the beach and swim and come back to find my camera stolen and my car windows busted and thank god that at least my cellphone was in the back pocket of my shorts that I left on the beach before I went swimming and wasn't it funny that I was worried about my cellphone being stolen? Standing there in the middle of all that safety glass with sand drying in my hair?

Or maybe I won't go to the beach? Agriculture is also pretty to photograph.